LANCE AND JASON TV- ALLEN-RITCHEY PRODUCTIONS PSA

.......IN THIS CASE, PSA means Pretty Silly Announcement!

Sorry we've been taking so long to blog, but trust me, we're workin' on it! We've been focusing on upcoming shows and filming new skits, it gets kinda hard to keep up. Plus, its been cold and snowing and stuff............okay, okay, okay, that one was an excuse, lol. But anyhow, We're peforming at the Regal Theater in Chicago tomorrow, so thats what we're up to. (Be there 7:00 sharp, door open at 6:00).

Okay, okay, okay......I can't say or think about anything without thinking about a movie or tv show. I cant help it. I just thought about Joe Pesci (I call him joe pepsi) in Lethal Weapon 2 where he plays an annoying character that always says "Okay, Okay, Okay" lol. See it for yourself below, if you haven't already. This is a good unintentionally funny movie too!

LETHAL WEAPON 2-LEO GETZ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeXZLX7rANM

P.S. look at the ragdolls when they fall out the window! lol

New Lance and jason TV!- Jason gettin' down with his bad self

Clarissa from the show "Clarissa Explains it All" couldn't say it any better than the title of this post......I'm gettin' down! lol. This me backstage at one of the shows we hosted, clowning around.

Remember that show "Clarissa Explains it all" that came on nickelodeon in the early 90's? That show was funny, but not funnier than "My brother and Me"! Two Words....."Goo Punch!". Two more words......."HIT ME"! lol

"CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkpOwK5jLX8

"MY BROTHER AND ME"-GOO PUNCH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADQPcNvqymo

"MY BROTHER AND ME" -The "HIT ME!" episode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxm9xSVfHcA

I'm tellin y'all, I'm takin it back! All the best shows were made already (except OURS), not none of this "Reality" TV crap. Watch old TV. I'm gonna start telling y'all about the hidden jewels of t.v. in my blogs, because they really don't make 'em like they used to!

Aiight then, joe.....

PEECE!!

Special Thanks!!! Thanks, BRYANT!!

We have to take a commercial break to give out a few more thank you's........

To the webmaster Bryant Agnew:

THANK YOU!!!!

A large thanks is in order, and long overdue! We deeply appreciate your help, from the logo to the website, you have been invaluable to us. Thanks for helping out some driven, talented, and positive young men (not to mention broke at times) from Chicago see their dreams through and bring their ideas to life. Hopefully we will be able to return the favor one day. Thanks a milli.


Now for a few more thank you's. THANKS:

Andrew Lubetsky
Jay Torres
Jory Luster
Amanda Romo
Libby Thomas
Katy Baker
A.J. Jones
Gannon Reedy
J.B.
T.T. Manuel
Rita Winston
K-Mack
Rita Jones
Gayle Allen
Orlando Allen
Image 1 marketing (http://image1marketing.com/)
Joe Taylor
Trudy Taylor

Thats all for now, folks!

LANCE AND JASON TV- Jason gets a massage?

Nothing to really be said here. We were just walking through the mall, and I saw a massage chair. Watch me enjoy...

PEECE!

New Lanceandjason TV!!- Metra workout plan!

What up people! Check out this new video blog we like to call the "Metra Workout plan"! This is so silly, that both me and lance had to do one. Check it out! Oh yeah, don't forget to add us as your friends on Myspace and facebook too! We're keeping people informed of our whereabouts this way, until we get the "upcoming" tab on the homepage crackin' (that's functional/operational, for you slow folks who fail to use context clues, lol). I got some more special thanks coming up this week, another video blog, and some new pics, so keep checkin' back!!

Peece Out!

Lanceandjason TV!!!

GOOD DAY everybody,

I just wanted to let you all know that we're going to start posting clips and footage from our travels and everyday life, video blogs if you will, so you all can get to know us a lot better. It should be really fun to watch, especially because its un-edited and RAW, meaning we're gonna talk how we really talk and act how we really act. We're gonna call it lanceandjason TV, cuz its all us!!!

I'm gonna kick it off with this lil' intro vid, if this blog will allow me to.

Peace!!!

P.S. New pics up from a recent show!!!

New skits and Pics!! Apollo and a 'Hood Gump! and THANX too!

Yoooooo! Whats up people?! You know, I'm gonna make up a new name for our fans. Since you all show us love and support what we do like our family does and we love y'all, I'm gonna call you all our Fanily (thats a combination of Fan and Family for the slow folks out there).

We got some new skits FANILY!

Y'all be sure to check out the new skits "Showtime at the Apollotics" featuring Barack Obama and "Forrest Gump in the Hood"! They'll have you rollin' like tires.

PAUSE FOR THE CAUSE....

And while I'm mentioning these skits I just want to take the time to give a special thanks to those who have contributed who we didn't get to mention. "Like to hear it, here it go":

THANKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST
ERIC WALLACE
TT MANUEL
TIM BANK$
QUENTIN MILROE
ASIA THOMAS
ANDRE BRUMFIELD
JABARI "HUSH" JONES
JAZMINE "FLOW EASY" BRUCE
LANCE ALLEN
JASON RITCHEY
and the audience of the apollo, lol

Thats it for now Fanily,

AIIIIGHT THEN, JOE!!!

PEEECE

Maybe I'm late but I thought it was funny....

What up people?

I saw on our little cousins profile page on myspace a quote, don't know where it came from but it was funny.

"If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. If you light a man On fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life".

and if you're Denzel Washington, you're "Man On Fire" and you're doing both, lol

(why is that little girl closest to the flame if he's protecting her? the sequel must be "girl on fire")

What can I say, I'm a silly dude who laughs at dumb stuff like that.....

-Another thing I thought was funny today was when I saw Sean Connery talkin' like a pimp...this is how he rolls....Barbara walters better watch her tone too! lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0

COLD.............BLOODED!

Aiight then, joe!

Peace!!!

Welcome!

What up people! I just wanted to formally welcome everyone to LanceandJason.com before I get this blog crap started, so WELCOME! I'm new to this blogging thing, so I'm gonna do it my way. We're going to have some new skits added soon, as well as the final cuts of some of the older skits too. In addition to that, we'll have some new pics and random clips of us up for you all to enjoy, so check back often! Thats it for now, kiddies! Peace!

P.S. Don't forget to sign our guest book!!