Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Jenesis Magazine Interview

Howdy do folks... Please go and check out this all-new interview with Allen-Ritchey Productions in the November issue of Jenesis Magazine! Also, there are new pics in the photo gallery for you viewing pleasure! Follow the link below to view the interview. We're on pages 26-29. Enjoy!


http://www.jenesismagazine.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=blogcategory&id=17&Itemid=29

This is what it looks like...






Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Monday, September 21, 2009

NEW MATERIAL MONDAYS! INTRODUCING.. LANCE AND JASON TV 2.0

IT'S NEW MATERIAL MONDAY @ LANCEANDJASON.COM again! This week, "Lance And Jason TV" gets a facelift and upgraded to Lance And Jason TV 2.0! Watch the new version, plus a bonus remix of the last episode of Lance and Jason TV! This is more footage from our trip to L.A..... Leave us feedback and let us know what you think! Don't 4get to sign the guest book! Enjoy folks!Peece!


Monday, September 14, 2009

LANCE AND JASON TV- Lance and Jason in Santa Barbara?

Thanks for checking in with us again...this week we're bringing you an all new edition of "LANCE AND JASON TV" and this time we're in the streets of Santa Barbara, Ca..This is what a preview of what you may see if you randomly Lance and Jason in your town...we gets down! This is instant a 90's cool out session...BREAK IT DOWN!





We even work it out with the locals...lol




If you're in Chicago, come see us at Columbia College's Big Mouth on September 17th! 1104 S. Wabash @ 7p.m.! Peece and Enjoy!

Monday, August 31, 2009

Lance and Jason TV-Happy B-lated B-day, M.J. and Lance and Jason go to L.A.

Sorry for the delay, but we're back again for New Material Monday! Typically, we post new content(skits, blogs, video blogs, and pics) on the website every Monday unless we're doing a show, so please excuse the occasional delay. QUICK! GO CHECK OUT THE NEW PHOTO GALLERY!...thought that might distract ya lol. M.J. by Andy Warhol (the beez-neez)

First and foremost, Lance and Jason want to pay tribute to Michael Jackson, and what better time to do so than close to his birthday. Sure we've made skits jokes about him, but they were more to play off of the outrageous speculations of his peculiar personal life. Personally, Allen-Ritchey believes he was the greatest performer of all time and a creative mastermind, and are fully die-hard fans of the man. He was a genius who represented peace among people. Anybody who has anything negative to say about him and truly means it need to go sit the hell down and shut up somewhere until they achieve that kind of greatness. On my momma.



NOW FOR THE TRIBUTE! LOL! COURTESY OF LANCE ALLEN!



This is what EBONY thought he would look like in 2000, back in 1985...very interesting.

Allen & Ritchey also shot out to L.A. to do some stand up and shoot some new skits, and of course we chronicled that adventure, so here's the first clip from L.A.!



Why can't you take bottled water on the plane but you can take chips? WTF?


Enjoy yourself, like the Jackson 5 song! Peece!

Monday, August 17, 2009

New Material Monday-Super Shout Out Blog!

Its NEW MATERIAL MONDAY again! This monday we're switching it up and SHOUTing OUT ANY and EVERYBODY(whose name we know) who in some type of way supported us or helped us out! So, In no particular order, here it goes!

GOD
The Allen Family
The Ritchey Family
The Brewton Family
The Stevenson Family
The Taylor Family
Bryant Agnew
Eric Wallace
Young Horace
Kevin Williams
B.Cole
Lil' Rel
Damn Fool
Da Wildcat
Meechie Hall
Vanessa Fraction
Grady
Mike Samp
Damon Williams
DeRay Davis
Marlon Mitchell
Taurus Brown
Matt Jones
Da Interns
Kosine
Kameo
Tuo Clark
Elliot Ivory
Ptoda I
Eugene Long
Brian Babylon
Two-Face
Flyy City
JDP
Bullet
Mic Terror
Brandon "Real T@lk" Williams
David Spates
John Ollie
Andre Brumfield
Anthony Mason
Aarona Browning
Mike Von
Khaleel the Comedian
Dave Odd
D1
Louis Gee
Pete Parsons
Excell Hardy
Alex Davis
Bri Harris
Mike Fry
Andrew Lubetsky
Jay Torres
Jory Luster
Amanda Romo
Libby Thomas
Katy Baker
A.J. Jones
Gannon Reedy
J.B.
T.T. Manuel
Rita Winston
K-Mack
Rita Jones
Herb Kent
Qi-Anté Raquel López Alexander
Tim Banks
Adrienne Hill
Justin Scurlock
Jason J.D. Davis
Quentin Milroe
Asia Thomas
Jabari "J-HUSH" Jones
Jazmine "FLOW EAZY" Bruce
Will Crespo
Glen Cosby

Thats it for now, until the next shout out blog...

Monday, August 10, 2009

LANCE AND JASON TV- NEW SKIT-"The Secret Mission"

Sorry for the delay folks, but once again its NEW MATERIAL MONDAY @ LANCEANDJASON.COM! This week, we're bringing you an all new skit entitled "The Secret Mission", Directed and edited by LAtonio Simpson and Produced by fellow comedian Kevin Williams (www.funnymankev.com), featuring fellow Comedian Mike Von(http://www.myspace.com/mikevon). Enjoy folks! POST COMMENTS! SIGN OUR GUESTBOOK!





PEECE!

Monday, July 27, 2009

"NEW MATERIAL MONDAY"-THOWBACK SKIT "PCP P.M."

Thank you for joining us on another "NEW MATERIAL MONDAY" @ LANCEANDJASON.COM! This time we're reaching in the archives to bring you this retro Allen-Ritchey skit, "PCP P.M.". Watch it and enjoy!

"PCP PM"


Peece!

Monday, July 20, 2009

LANCE AND JASON TV- Behind the scenes of "The Omission"

Whats up everybody, its NEW MATERIAL MONDAY again @ LANCEANDJASON.COM! This week, we're bringing you a new installation of "LANCE AND JASON TV"! Follow us on the set of this project called "The Omission" that we were apart of to increase STD awareness, and visit their official website, www.GetStdTested.com!







Peece & Wrap it up!! (...with reynolds wrap if you're really desparate! lol)

Monday, July 13, 2009

LANCE AND JASON TV- Allen and Ritchey @ The Cool Kids Video shoot

Thanks for joining us on this New Material Monday! On this episode of "Lance and Jason TV" This time we've got some footage behind the scenes of making the video "Champions" by The Cool Kids, so check it out! Enjoy!



Mikey Rocks stops by...


Man on Rocks stops by...lol/jp...we hope...


Peece!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

LANCE AND JASON TV-Special Edition Skit- "BABY BOP"

Yes folks! We know you've been thirsty for more hilarious skits so here's a little something to wet your whistle, and because of the length, lets just call it a baby skit...Enjoy!

You can post comments! and Don't forget to sign the Guestbook! We love feedback!

BABY BOP



PEECE!

Monday, June 22, 2009

LANCE AND JASON TV- Allen & Ritchey on V-103 and NEW DRAKE SONG LEAK!

Welcome to the high point of your Monday, because its NEW MATERIAL MONDAY @ LANCEANDJASON.COM! This week, we bring you more exclusive videos... We were on the radio on Easter with legendary radio personality Herb Kent, the Cool Gent (pics in the photo gallery) for the battle of the best: New Edition vs. Switch. We don't have the audio yet, but here's some footage from the battle!



Theres a rapper by the name of Drake, who has a single out called "Best I ever had". Rumor has it that there's a hot NEW remix out for the song, and we just happen to have an exclusive preview of it right here on Lance and Jason TV, only on www.LANCEANDJASON.com. Check it out, and post comments and feedback too!


LOL! This is a bonus making of video (with special cameo appearances from A.J. "Ajilla" Jones and J. Turner), so just enjoy!


Peece!

Monday, June 15, 2009

LANCE AND JASON TV- Allen and Ritchey in L.A. pt. 3/BreakDanceLance!

Its New Material Monday and we're at it again with more exclusive footage! Just in case, you didn't know, you can post comments and reactions to the clips and blogs, or anything else, so LEAVE COMMENTS TOO! These clips below are from while we were in L.A. on the move, so this is how we roll...


NOW CHECK OUT THE MAIN EVENT, BREAK DANCE LANCE!



What? Shows over! Check back Next Monday and EVERY MONDAY, fool! Peace!

Monday, June 8, 2009

LANCE AND JASON TV- Allen and Ritchey in L.A. pt. 2!

Hey, hey, hey, its "New Material Monday" here @ lanceandjason.com! Today we're bringing you more footage from our travels to L.A. We're live from the streets of Hollywood this time, and also notice how everybody across the country thinks we're twins except for us. We really don't see it guys.



This next video is inspired by one of the greatest movies of all time, GHOSTBUSTERS 2! lol. Remember the part when Winston (played by Ernie Hudson) gets run over by a ghost train? Its priceless. Here's Allen-Ritchey's take, only we're inside the train...Check it out!



See the part from Ghostbusters 2 that we're talking about below! Skip to 4:30 and watch until about 5:45! DO IT!




ENJOY FOLKS,
PEECE

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Lance And Jason TV-Allen & Ritchey Meet Rapper Maino

Hello everybody, its about that time again! We got some new footage posted. This time we did an improptu interview with Maino at Self-Concious for the release of his mixtape Blag Flag City. Maino has had hit songs such as "Hi Haters" and "All the Above", and has a new album coming out soon. Maino is good people so check out what happens when we meet Maino! Also, we'll be posting more footage from our travels to L.A. so, so stay tuned! Don't forget to come back every Monday for new Content! Peace and Enjoy!



Monday, May 25, 2009

LANCE AND JASON TV- Allen and Ritchey in L.A.!

What up people? Sorry we couldn't do "New Material Mondays" last week, as we had a show at this joint called "The Zoo", hosted by comedian Mike Von. So to make up for that, were gonna give ya a double dose this week. This is some footage from one of our travels to L.A.. Enjoy folks!






PEECE!

Monday, May 11, 2009

LANCE AND JASON TV- Allen-Ritchey productions @ Bradley U

Whats up people? Its Monday again, and this time we're bringing you guys more exclusive footage from our shows. This time, we visit Bradley University in Peoria, Il to host "Apollo Night", which showcased the otherwise hidden talents of many students from the school. Check it out for yourself and as always, ENJOY!

P.S. We will be releasing a new skit "Erbal Essence for Men" very soon, so keep your eyes peeled like bananas and keep checking back!




PEECE OWT!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

LANCE AND JASON TV- "JUST TO MAKE IT RAIN"

Alrighty folks, check out this funny clip by Director Quentin Milroe for one of his upcoming projects. Then proceed to the photo gallery to look at new pics, immediately followed by leaving feedback and/or signing the guestbook. FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS! Enjoy!




Peece!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

WOWZERS, WHAT AN APRIL!

Whats up world! Clearly we have had a hard time keeping up on the blogs, so we will try to post new blogs at least once a week, ideally on Mondays, so let the catching up begin!

We've been traveling around, doing shows at Columbia College, Bradley University, and Quincy University, so we've had a good excuse and hopefully we'll be coming to a college campus near you! We were also on the radio on V-103 with legendary radio personality Herb Kent for the battle of the best! New Content will most likely be posted in chronological order.

ALSO:
Go check out an exclusive interview with Comedians Jason Ritchey and Lance Allen, better known as Allen-Ritchey productions, for BlackUnlimited.com! COPY AND PASTE THE LINK BELOW! (DON'T CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW,ITS NOT A LINK)

http://www.blackunlimited.com/blog/wordpress/?p=267




Now go forth and looketh atteth the Neweth Pics-eth in Photo Gallery!

Peece!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

LANCE AND JASON TV- Allen-Ritchey productions photoshoot

Check out some phootage phrom our photoshoot with our buddy Kris Grant, and then look for the pictures in our Photo Gallery too! More photos coming soon!








Peece!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

LANCE AND JASON TV- Lance and Jason hosting a Fashion show/ SEND US YOUR CLIPS!

The title says it all. You may have noticed a few pics in our photo gallery of us hosting the Fie Ink fashion show. This is a clip of us opening the show up that someone shot on their camera phone and sent it to us (special thanx 2 Ajilla). Its short but sweet, and doesn't do us any justice, as it cuts off right when everybody starts laughing and getting riled up. Dang Nabbit! If you have any clips of us from any live performances, send them to us, and we'll post 'em on our blog as a part of Lance and Jason TV!

ENJOY!

Allen-Ritchey Productions live




Peece Peepoh!

Sunday, March 15, 2009

SIT DOWN, LOU!!

Remember that episode of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" when Will's dad came back to town, and left as soon as he came? That was some intense acting by Will Smith and Uncle Phil, and some several hilarious moments with Uncle Phil and Will's dad (Ben Vereen). Watch it and laugh at the silly stuff we do!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3id-gBwnAJ4&feature=related





Funniest Parts!
1:36
2:12
2:21
2:33
and more!

UPDATE!

Alrighty folks, its time for another long awaited blog. We've ben keeping nice and busy. We've been doing stand-up around Chicago and even participated in the Rooftop Comedy National College Competition once again. If you came out to the first round, thank you for your support (if you voted for us). We've submitted skits, so when it comes time to vote for a winner, PLEASE SHOW US YOUR SUPPORT STARTING APRIL 17TH-23RD! Lance will be performing April 6th @ 8:00 @ Zanies Comedy competing against other comedians from University of Chicago. April 17th, we'll be putting on a show of our own @ Bradley University. If you're around, COME CHECK US OUT! (Flyer Coming soon).

Peece!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

LANCE AND JASON TV!- In case you Missed it--We're in this too! Mic Terror Mixtape trailer!

This is pretty funny. Its a fake movie trailer for Mic Terror's "King of the New School" hip-hop mixtape. People actually wanted this movie to come out after seeing it! lol. Shout out to Kameo of Da Visionaryz/Da Internz on the Camera and post-production. Also big ups to everyone in the video doing their thing representing Chicago well- Mic, Mano, Holt, and A Jilla (who was funny as ever as the head villain lol)!

And if you get this mixtape, we have AUDIO SKITS on it TOO! Go get it!

LANCE AND JASON TV- Footage from another Big Mouth & Lance Gettin down like MJ!

This is footage from the "Big Mouth" show that we sometimes host @ Columbia College. The people really come out in numbers for that show.

Check out lance getting down like Mike on the "Rock With You" track! lol

Clearly you all should come to our live shows as well, because we keep it interesting, to say the least!

Peece!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

LANCE AND JASON TV--Metra workout plan 2 & House figga bts 3

Yes kiddies, you get another double dose this time! This is the much anticipated sequel to the beloved metra workout plan, starring Lance! So take note and go work them fat rolls out! lol

Now look at Jason "Crip Walking" in a pair of Harriet Tubmans...lol

Aiight....PEECE!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

LANCE AND JASON TV--House figga bts 2 and L.A. the kid

House Figga behind the scenes pt. 2




This other clip is a completely random video that we were filming playing around, and we got a funny bonus surprise! Hilarious. The funny just flocks to us. You can also check us out @ COLUMBIA COLLEGE on FEB. 12, hosting the Big Mouth show. Try to make out! Now check this out!

Lance's Window

PEECE OWT!

Friday, January 23, 2009

LANCE AND JASON TV--More Tracy Morgan & House Figga Behind the scenes

Here's some more behind the scenes fun. There will probably be about 5 more Lance and Jason Tv episodes- Behind the scenes (Bts) for the house figga skit over the course of the next few weeks, so Enjoy!

PEECE!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Okay.... so clearly you guys deserve an apology for us slackin on the blogs, but I can apologize 'til im blue in the face and it aint gonna do anybody any good. But still....sorry! We've been busy! Just watch the new skits, stand-up, and video blogs, and enjoy them.