Lance and Jason TV-Happy B-lated B-day, M.J. and Lance and Jason go to L.A.

Sorry for the delay, but we're back again for New Material Monday! Typically, we post new content(skits, blogs, video blogs, and pics) on the website every Monday unless we're doing a show, so please excuse the occasional delay. QUICK! GO CHECK OUT THE NEW PHOTO GALLERY!...thought that might distract ya lol. M.J. by Andy Warhol (the beez-neez)

First and foremost, Lance and Jason want to pay tribute to Michael Jackson, and what better time to do so than close to his birthday. Sure we've made skits jokes about him, but they were more to play off of the outrageous speculations of his peculiar personal life. Personally, Allen-Ritchey believes he was the greatest performer of all time and a creative mastermind, and are fully die-hard fans of the man. He was a genius who represented peace among people. Anybody who has anything negative to say about him and truly means it need to go sit the hell down and shut up somewhere until they achieve that kind of greatness. On my momma.



NOW FOR THE TRIBUTE! LOL! COURTESY OF LANCE ALLEN!


This is what EBONY thought he would look like in 2000, back in 1985...very interesting.

Allen & Ritchey also shot out to L.A. to do some stand up and shoot some new skits, and of course we chronicled that adventure, so here's the first clip from L.A.!



Why can't you take bottled water on the plane but you can take chips? WTF?


Enjoy yourself, like the Jackson 5 song! Peece!

New Material Monday-Super Shout Out Blog!

Its NEW MATERIAL MONDAY again! This monday we're switching it up and SHOUTing OUT ANY and EVERYBODY(whose name we know) who in some type of way supported us or helped us out! So, In no particular order, here it goes!

GOD
The Allen Family
The Ritchey Family
The Brewton Family
The Stevenson Family
The Taylor Family
Bryant Agnew
Eric Wallace
Young Horace
Kevin Williams
B.Cole
Lil' Rel
Damn Fool
Da Wildcat
Meechie Hall
Vanessa Fraction
Grady
Mike Samp
Damon Williams
DeRay Davis
Marlon Mitchell
Taurus Brown
Matt Jones
Da Interns
Kosine
Kameo
Tuo Clark
Elliot Ivory
Ptoda I
Eugene Long
Brian Babylon
Two-Face
Flyy City
JDP
Bullet
Mic Terror
Brandon "Real T@lk" Williams
David Spates
John Ollie
Andre Brumfield
Anthony Mason
Aarona Browning
Mike Von
Khaleel the Comedian
Dave Odd
D1
Louis Gee
Pete Parsons
Excell Hardy
Alex Davis
Bri Harris
Mike Fry
Andrew Lubetsky
Jay Torres
Jory Luster
Amanda Romo
Libby Thomas
Katy Baker
A.J. Jones
Gannon Reedy
J.B.
T.T. Manuel
Rita Winston
K-Mack
Rita Jones
Herb Kent
Qi-Anté Raquel López Alexander
Tim Banks
Adrienne Hill
Justin Scurlock
Jason J.D. Davis
Quentin Milroe
Asia Thomas
Jabari "J-HUSH" Jones
Jazmine "FLOW EAZY" Bruce
Will Crespo
Glen Cosby

Thats it for now, until the next shout out blog...

LANCE AND JASON TV- NEW SKIT-"The Secret Mission"

Sorry for the delay folks, but once again its NEW MATERIAL MONDAY @ LANCEANDJASON.COM! This week, we're bringing you an all new skit entitled "The Secret Mission", Directed and edited by LAtonio Simpson and Produced by fellow comedian Kevin Williams (www.funnymankev.com), featuring fellow Comedian Mike Von(http://www.myspace.com/mikevon). Enjoy folks! POST COMMENTS! SIGN OUR GUESTBOOK!





PEECE!